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Friday, May 19, 2006

New KFC meal should be called 'Cardiac Arrest Bowl'

At first we thought it was one of those bogus commercials by the "Saturday Night Live" people. Then we realized it was indeed a real, honest-to-badness commercial for a new KFC "product."

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We think it's called the Cardiac Arrest Bowl, or maybe the Lard Almighty Bowl. It features a generous helping of mashed potatoes as the foundation, then a smear of gravy, then a layer of corn, a layer of fried-chicken pieces and a crowning touch of grated cheese.

Order two, and they'll place the 911 call for you. We kid. If you order two you'll never be able to move again and will be designated a piece of public art.

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